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Jeho \u00favodn\u00edm heslem na tituln\u00ed str\u00e1nce bylo motto: \u201eS \u00fasm\u011bvem jde … ","datePublished":"2026-05-08","dateModified":"2026-05-08","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.teris.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.teris.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1fd5b20daa9a47a1102459a7c733d369075d8cc724ab489feb8ed72c657d346e?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1fd5b20daa9a47a1102459a7c733d369075d8cc724ab489feb8ed72c657d346e?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"teris.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.teris.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ilaria88-wood-1522211_640.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.teris.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ilaria88-wood-1522211_640.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.teris.cz\/s-kotlem-na-drevo-jde-vsechno-lip\/","about":["N\u00e1kupy"],"wordCount":408,"articleBody":"   Za socialismu vych\u00e1zel v pravideln\u00fdch intervalech humoristick\u00fd \u010dasopis Dikobraz. Jeho \u00favodn\u00edm heslem na tituln\u00ed str\u00e1nce bylo motto: \u201eS \u00fasm\u011bvem jde v\u0161echno l\u00edp\u201c. To je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b pravdiv\u00e9 tvrzen\u00ed a j\u00e1 se j\u00edm tak\u00e9 \u0159\u00edd\u00edm cel\u00fd \u017eivot. Sna\u017e\u00edm se br\u00e1t s humorem i t\u011b\u017ek\u00e1 \u017eivotn\u00ed obdob\u00ed, nebo\u0165 v\u00edm, \u017ee jednou v\u0161echna bolest p\u0159ebol\u00ed, tedy pot\u00e9, co lid\u00e9 zmoud\u0159\u00ed a za\u010dnou si v\u00edce uv\u011bdomovat, k\u00fdm opravdu jsou. Lidsk\u00e1 hloupost na t\u00e9to planet\u011b jen kvete. Bohu\u017eel to tak mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, proto\u017ee co u\u017e tu bylo nad\u011bl\u00e1no mal\u00e9r\u016f, to se ned\u00e1 ani spo\u010d\u00edtat. Kolik tu bylo v\u00e1lek a konflikt\u016f a tak\u00e9 hloup\u00fdch rozhodnut\u00ed. Nap\u0159\u00edklad s ohledem na vyt\u00e1p\u011bn\u00ed rodinn\u00fdch dom\u016f.J\u00e1 si t\u00e9 hlouposti tak\u00e9 u\u017eil, m\u011bli jsme doma plynov\u00fd kotel a dnes u\u017e bych jej necht\u011bl ani za nic. Je to sice relativn\u011b pohodln\u00fd zp\u016fsob topen\u00ed, ale za jakou cenu? Vyt\u00e1p\u011bn\u00ed plynem je zbyte\u010dn\u011b drah\u00e9 a tak\u00e9 je riskantn\u00ed, co se t\u00fd\u010de nebezpe\u010d\u00ed v\u00fdbuchu. Kotel se mus\u00ed pravideln\u011b revidovat, mus\u00ed se vyvlo\u017ekovat kom\u00edn a kontrolovat spalinov\u00e9 cesty. To j\u00e1 bych rad\u011bji vyt\u00e1p\u011bl d\u016fm d\u0159evem, d\u0159evitou \u0161t\u011bpkou, peletami nebo d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fdmi briketami. Efektivn\u011b a hlavn\u011b lacino. D\u0159evo je st\u00e1le nejlevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed topnou surovinou a takov\u00e9 topen\u00ed v automatick\u00e9m kotli na d\u0159evo a pelety etaenergy.cz v\u00e1s vyjde levn\u011bji ne\u017e zemn\u00ed plyn \u010di elekt\u0159ina. Je dokonce levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e provoz tepeln\u00fdch \u010derpadel.D\u0159evo je tak\u00e9 dob\u0159e dostupn\u00e9, prod\u00e1v\u00e1 se b\u011b\u017en\u011b na trhu a nevid\u00edm probl\u00e9m v tom, abych si opat\u0159il na zimu dostatek d\u0159eva v\u010das, p\u0159ed zimn\u00ed sez\u00f3nou. A kdyby p\u0159ece jen byl d\u0159eva nedostatek, sta\u010d\u00ed zaj\u00edt do lesa a nasb\u00edrat zcela zdarma a beztrestn\u011b klest\u00ed do pr\u016fm\u011bru sedmi centimetr\u016f (m\u011b\u0159eno bez k\u016fry). Se d\u0159evem tak\u00e9 nejste z\u00e1visl\u00ed na dodavatel\u00edch energi\u00ed. Jestli\u017ee si opat\u0159\u00edte dostatek paliva v\u010das, nezaj\u00edm\u00e1 v\u00e1s \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd blackout. K vyt\u00e1p\u011bn\u00ed d\u0159evem nepot\u0159ebujete ani zemn\u00ed plyn a ani elekt\u0159inu. Zatop\u00edte si kdykoli a kdekoli, i kdy\u017e bydl\u00edte t\u0159eba n\u011bkde na samot\u011b, daleko od civilizace.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"S kotlem na d\u0159evo jde v\u0161echno l\u00edp","item":"https:\/\/www.teris.cz\/s-kotlem-na-drevo-jde-vsechno-lip\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]